My name's Mabel, but you can call me the girl of your dreams!

[ackingcraycray]

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[riastraid]

[ this is probably the superior outcome, don't feed his ego ]

...you really are a teenage girl. [ if only by a few weeks, but geez. that sounds more like one of his lines....... ] planning on playing matchmaker or something?

[ackingcraycray]

Ha, a few days in and already a pro at it. Just as expected of a Pines.

Sure am! What else is a girl to do while trapped on an alien planet amid a slew of broken hearts?

By the by, I haven't filled out your section on my chart yet. Would you say you're looking for a long term relationship, or a passionate fling in the throes of adventure?

[riastraid]

[ mabel you are a fetus, please don't use terms like 'passionate flings' ]

woah, that's a pretty heavy question. give me a second to think about it. [ or for him to figure out a way to talk around being a scoundrel ] what've you got so far?

[ackingcraycray]

[she's read saucy werewolf romance stories she knows what's up]

No need! That was answer enough already.

Well I'm still getting to know everyone, but I hardly see any rings on people's fingers!!!!! Prime matchmaking territory!

[riastraid]

[ what has her tiny demon brain concocted ]

i don't have much luck in the romance department, squirt. better quit while you're ahead.

go wreak havoc on the rest of the crew though! i'm sure they'd love that. [ or that he'd love watching the outcome, potato, potatoh. ]

[ackingcraycray]

[That he's hopeless basically]

That's because you were missing one very important thing:

♥♥♥MABEL♥♥♥

[ackingcraycray]

Also otherwise, I dunno! I saw a couple of the fights from the training game!

You looked really cool! That guy in the snake pants sure booked it, huh?

[She might have missed more than a chunk of that enounter......]

ALSO YOUR TEAM WON!!!! RIGHT?? CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE THE BEST AROUND!!!

[riastraid]

[ has anyone told her that flattery will her very far in life

anyway, he's not lacking in self-confidence, but there are a few common truths in the world. light refracts blue in the sky. marzipan is disgusting. lancer has no luck keeping good women in his life. you'll see these things soon enough, young padawan.

ignoring goldikins for the time being— ]

thank you, thank you——! [ cheers and applause here ] and i'd keep an eye out for some worthy suitors for you, ♥♥♥princess mabel♥♥♥, but i bet you've got it covered.

[ackingcraycray]

[She has and she absolutely abuses it when she had the mind to. Children are all awful, never forget.

That said she was also being quite sincere here. The likes of Lancer and his gymnastic bs anime fighting techniques were things only known to her through the television. It's nothing short of spectacular to see as a real life event (even if she'd been watching it on the hologram thing.)]

bluuurgh, there's barely anyone here my age! They're all either adults or Steven.

Though there is one guy....I dunno, it's too soon to say! I'm working on it~

[riastraid]

[ Ah, poor Steven. Rejected as an option so soundly, so soon.

Anyway, it's a good thing she didn't seem to watch the whole bout -- spectacular can very quickly become terrifying when it comes to grossly excessive violence. But she doesn't seem traumatized or anything, gold star, Mabel. ]

now you're just teasing

[ not that he's sure he wants to know, mind..... ]

[ackingcraycray]

[If he didn't look and act like a 9 yo he'd have a much better chance...but even then i don't want to be the monster that breaks up stevonnie

she'll learn of the atrociousness in due time, i am sure. she keeps hanging around you for one.]

I don't want to count my chickens before they hatch!!

i'll keep you updated though.

[GOAL ACHIEVED: FIND PARTNER TO TALK ABOUT LOVE LIFE WITH.

your fate is now sealed lancer, godspeed]

[riastraid]

sure, go for it.

[ easiest way to keep track of whether or not he'll need to break some kneecaps!! i mean ]


oh, hey——before i get too far off-track. what's that sweater of yours made from?

[ don't say girlfriend material, i'll destroy you ]

[ackingcraycray]

[So long, Morty.]

What, this old thing?

I knitted it. With yarn. It's like this...fuzzy string. Do you not have it where you're from? What's your suit made from?

[riastraid]

[ good riddance tbh ]

magic. [ which is technically true ] i know what cotton and all that [ shit ] stuff is, if that's what you're asking.

but i ended up with a whole boxful somehow, if you want it. i don't make clothes, don't know why they keep giving me this [ crap ] kinda stuff...

[ackingcraycray]

WHAT REALLY???

[ackingcraycray]

IT'S LIKE DESTINY, MY SWEATER BURNED TO DEATH JUST THE OTHER DAY

[riastraid]

[ 'how did you manage to set your sweater on fire,' one should ask. instead: ]

well, i can't deny fate... it's all yours.

[ let your little knitting fingers fly, mabel child ]

[ackingcraycray]

you're the best, lancer!!!! i'll pay you back someday!!!!

I've got so many ideas too, they're gonna be AWESOME