ackingcraycray | My name's Mabel, but you can call me the girl of your dreams!

My name's Mabel, but you can call me the girl of your dreams!

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[Guess who missed the grand announcement from the Pines twins awhile back. Guess who heard through the grapevine about it. Guess who wants to try and make up for missing it now.

You only get one guess.]

Happy belated birthday, Mabel. I'm sorry I missed it. Did you and Dipper have a good day?

[Oh!! Well this was a surprise!]

RIZA! Hi! Yes we did, we got free cake from the magic oven in the kitchen! And don't worry about it, it wasn't a real party or anything. Super last minute, you know how it goes.

Whatcha up to now?

I hope you got a few small gifts at least.

[Lowkey tell her what you like, Mabel.....]

I just finished helping a few of the locals decorate their new home. They were having some trouble deciding on a color scheme.

actually we did? I didn't think anyone would bother, I just got here during the fake apocalypse, and Dipper didn't even warn anybody that our birthday was coming up. The people here are so gosh darn nice!

Oooooooh, what did you go with? Can I see? Take a picture for me!

Many of the recruits are very friendly.

['Many', because there are still plenty among the recruit pool she doesn't fully trust. But no point in bothering Mabel with that information.]

We only planned out how to decorate, we haven't actually started. [She smiles, uncaught by the simplistic text function.] I haven't even unpacked or set up my apartment back home yet and here I am helping someone else decorate.

I know!! Isn't it great? It's so nice when you come to a new place and get such a warm welcome from everyone!!

Haha, ain't that always the way? Helping other people is way easier than helping yourself.

Let me know if you need any tips though! I dabble in interior decorating myself~ ♥

Is that so?

Would you happen to have suggestions on how to decorate on a low budget?

[Big city living sure does get expensive.]

sister, low budget is the only budget i know!!

What do you want the most out of your space? Tell me about your ideal ambience.

Well, I'd like my living space to be somewhere where I can relax after a long day at work. Some place organized, and that looks nice.

Mhmm, excellent, all good details.

Any color scheme preferences? Motifs? Objects of sentimental value? Do you prefer Oak or teak?

[Oak or teak?? Is that really a distinction a normal 13 year old girl should be making...]

Nothing too glaringly bright. I also don't think the landlord would appreciate it if I repainted all the walls either.

What does your room look like?

[Maybe she can gain inspiration this way...]

Okay, so keeping it nice and simple! That should be easily managed.

My room is the total opposite, perhaps it's not quite your feng shui. I need lots of inspiration, so it's gotta provide me with every colour of the rainbow at the same time! In the right quantities, of course.

Feng shui?

[Mabel please, she is but a simple-minded grandmother when it comes to these sorts of things.]

[so get her a mahjong set for her birthday, got it]

Think of it as the harmony of your living space. The ideal arrangement of everything within. I read about it in one of Mom's magazines.

[that sounds like a lot of mumbo jumbo, tbqh...]

Is there really an ideal arrangement to interior decorations? Doesn't it make more sense to place things where they fit best and where they won't be in the way?

Oh Riza, don't you get it?

The best fit is both beautiful AND practical! It's about finding that sweet spot combination!

You seem to know a lot about this. Are you planning on making this your career when you grow older?

I was thinking more along the lines of President of the United States, but interior decorating wouldn't be a bad back-up, back-up plan. I'm a woman of many talents after all, who am I to box my potential in from such a tender age?

[How incredibly lofty]

I'll expect to hear from you still once you've reached the top.

[But back onto interior decorating. Time for Mabel to teach Riza her secrets.]

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My name's Mabel, but you can call me the girl of your dreams!

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but i'm very con for you.....so very con....

what does that even mean kabby.....

it means please thread with me always

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screw you val i want my goddamn nirvana

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